After the comments and feedback left on my previous post about the bits and pieces that make up one’s beard, I now present the revised edition of The Anatomy of the Common Beard.
And here’s the KEY:
PHILTRUMLINGS: The hair of the philtrum.
SIDEBURNLINGS: The hair of the sideburn.
CHEEKFUZZLINGS: The fuzzy hair of the cheek.
GINGERLINGS: The inexplicable ginger hair on blonde or brunette beard.
BERMUDATRIANGLINGS: The place where hair refuses to grow at all despite the clear geographical requirement of hair growth.
UNDERLINGS: Neck hairs.
TRANSCHESTLINGS: The hairs that sit just under the Adam’s apple and glare enviously past the collarbone.
Thanks to Phill, Ken, #2 and Housemate Numero Uno for their input.