I have been at home making notes on my foolscap writing pad this evening. And I have spent much of the night lamenting the fact that foolscap is no longer the paper size of choice. Poor foolscap. And so I have written a short pop number about foolscap. Though I think it’s just the choruses. Maybe I’ll get Lil Wayne or The Game to come up with some rhymes for in between.
It’s foolscap!
Skinny by the sides
Longer down the spine
Few many more lines
It’s foolscap!
Alternate dimensions
Without any question
Stationery legend
It’s foolscap!
From the middle ages
To its current status
Godfather of pages
It’s foolscap, FOOL
(or, FOO’)
Nah get the Ying Yang Twins, they’re all about the foolscap – http://thesomewhatambitious.com/2009/03/the-ying-yang-twins-are-classy/#more-748.