The Greatest Alternatives

I have a friend called Ken. He thought that he could make improvements to my book. Thanks a lot, Ken. Here are his ‘improvements’ with apologies to the fantastic cover illustrator Gregory Baldwyn.

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So what do you think? Personally I’m just glad he didn’t think of The Greatest Bogger in the World because I would hate to see what changes he would have made to illustrations.

Comments

  1. Other possibilities:

    – Greatest Bagger (great person to have when visiting Aldi)
    – Greatest Blagger (boasts up a storm)
    – Greatest Blerger (set in fictional furniture store from 30 Rock)
    – Greatest Bladder (can hold in more wee than anyone else)
    – Greatest Banger (most epic dance floor hit of all time)
    – Greatest Badger (sequel to Wind In The Willows)

  2. And still more:

    – Greatest Bragger (who wrote best book EVER)
    – Greatest Blender (will it blend? dang right it will)
    – Greatest Bloater (the adventures of a waterlogged corpse)
    – Greatest Bleater (The sheep in the bottom right hand gets its own spin-off)

  3. Greatest Banker (fights the GFC singlehandedly), and then for a special adult edition, just change one letter.

    It’s cruel you being a kids author. I really have to tone it down.

  4. I love them all!

    House Numero Uno, I assume you’re referring to ‘Greatest Bunker’ – a book about the best cement hollow ever built. Nothing adult about that at all.

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